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- Okay, fine, turns out there are manyways to know that it was me.- Let's just face it, Eleanor, you don'tbelong here.- Well, then this system sucks.What,
one in a million gets to live in paradiseand everyone else is tortured foreternity? Come on.I mean, I wasn'tfreaking Gandhi, but I was okay.I was amedium person.I should get to spendeternity in a medium place! LikeCincinnati.Everyone who wasn't perfectbut wasn't terrible should get to spendeternity in Cincinnati.- Look, apparently it doesn't work thatway.I'm sorry, Eleanor, but there'snothing anyone can do.- Unless there is something we can do.Unless you could teach me.- Teach you what?- How to be good.That was your job,right? A professor of ethics? No one knewI was a problem when I arrived.Thingsonly started getting crazy after I was anash-hole to everyone at the party.[groans] You know I'm trying to say "ash-hole" and not "ash-hole," right?What's it gonna be?
stripes.- There you go.[indistinct chatter] [claps]- Everybody, everybody! Uh, gatherround, please, thank you, thank you.Obviously, there's something very wrongwith this neighborhood.We don't knowwhat it is, how long it will last, or whatcaused it.What do we know, Janet?- We know where it happened.Here.- Yes, thank you, Janet.The chaoshappened here.See, that's the troublewith these perfect systems.One littleflaw can lead to well, it can lead to Garyover there.[indistinct murmuring]- Hey, Gary.Hang in there, buddy.Boy,my armpits are leaking.What is thatcalled again?- Sweat.- Right, right.Still not used to being in ahuman body.And what do you do withsweat? Do do you lick it away, is thatright?- No, you dab it with a cloth.- Oh, right.And then you lick the cloth?

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