Venus - disarming? There's a good one for the military. Ohh, that's bad. People born under the sign of Taurus are very lucky people. Alexander Graham Bell was a Taurus, and he had a cracker named for him, so keep on the lookout for a good side-deal. Men and women born under this sign are known in Zodiacal circles as the silent ones, mainly because they have nothing to say, but in spite of this they usually manage to destroy an interesting conversation. Because they prefer quiet, hushed work, many Taurus people have gone on to become internationally famous counterfeiters and pickpockets. If you are a Taurus, your birthstone is plastic, and yourlucky color is puce. Your lucky day is Dennis, and your lucky number is MCXXLVIII. Fly to work once in a while, and say hello to a crocus. Don't drink to excess, but you can drink to anything else you like. Keep your eyes on your possessions, and keep your hands to yourself. Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails. The stars sayyou should guard against offending anyone -- use a man's deodorant. Take alittle jaunt once in a while, and if nobody's looking take a big one. Thisis an excellent time to become a missing person. At this time tomorrow you'll be one day older than you are right now. And watch out for the wrath of grapes -- you may start out with a bottle and end up in a can.(music - about 10 seconds)The two bright stars Castor and Pollux mark the next Sun sign - Gemini, thetwins. The Sun seems to move across the stars of Gemini between May twenty-first and June twentieth. Gemini is one of the earliest of all constellations, having been known as the twins for at least five thousand years, and in ancient astrology it stood for affection, devotion, friendship, initiative and love of the arts and sciences. Gemini is ruled by the planet Mercury, known to early civilizations as the messenger of the
gods, and the god of healing, and swindling, hence business. To these astrologers, regard Mercury as imparting imagination, logic and studiousness to those under its influence. Neither Castor nor Pollux should be taken on an empty stomach. Persons born under this sign are never what they appear to be. The Gemini-born love to strike a pose, whichmakes them excellent politicians. You attract attention naturally because of your tendency to carry tubas on crowded elevators, and to challenge strangers to indian-wrestling matches. Pluto, the planet which is bad newseverywhere, was discovered in the constellation Gemini, and makes you irresponsible, incorrigible, unmanageable and fun to be with. You're not likely to believe in the accurate, proven, time-tested predictions of horoscopes, so most astrologers can't stand you any more than your relatives can. Your lucky star is Lassie, and you obviously have no lucky number at all, but you can expect some incredible luck, like picking a shopping cart with four good wheels, or flamenco dancing in a condemned building, or kissing your wife and having her put your lip up in a hair curler.