<!-#include virtual="/HEADER"->Extracts From Adam's Diary
Translated from the original MS.
by Mark Twain
[NOTE.-I translated a portion of this diary some years ago, and
a friend of mine printed a few copies in an incomplete form, but
the public never got
By Mark Twain
Illustrated by Lester Ralph
Translated from the Original
SATURDAY.-I am almost a whole day old, now. I arrived yesterday.
That is as it seems to me. And it must be so, for if there was a
day-before-yesterday I was not there when